Chapter 10 - The Happy Home

One important result of the brush [with the pirates] on thelagoon was that it made the redskins their friends. Peter hadsaved Tiger Lily from a dreadful fate, and now there was nothingshe and her braves would not do for him. All night they satabove, keeping watch over the home under the ground and awaitingthe big attack by the pirates which obviously could not be muchlonger delayed. Even by day they hung about, smoking the pipe ofpeace, and looking almost as if they wanted tit-bits to eat.

They called Peter the Great White Father, prostratingthemselves [lying down] before him; and he liked thistremendously, so that it was not really good for him.

"The great white father," he would say to them in a very lordlymanner, as they grovelled at his feet, "is glad to see thePiccaninny warriors protecting his wigwam from the pirates."

"Me Tiger Lily," that lovely creature would reply. "Peter Pansave me, me his velly nice friend. Me no let pirates hurt him."

She was far too pretty to cringe in this way, but Peter thoughtit his due, and he would answer condescendingly, "It is good. Peter Pan has spoken."

Always when he said, "Peter Pan has spoken," it meant that theymust now shut up, and they accepted it humbly in that spirit; butthey were by no means so respectful to the other boys, whom theylooked upon as just ordinary braves. They said "How-do?" tothem, and things like that; and what annoyed the boys was thatPeter seemed to think this all right.

Secretly Wendy sympathised with them a little, but she was fartoo loyal a housewife to listen to any complaints against father. "Father knows best," she always said, whatever her privateopinion must be. Her private opinion was that the redskinsshould not call her a squaw.

We have now reached the evening that was to be known among themas the Night of Nights, because of its adventures and theirupshot. The day, as if quietly gathering its forces, had beenalmost uneventful, and now the redskins in their blankets were attheir posts above, while, below, the children were having theirevening meal; all except Peter, who had gone out to get the time. The way you got the time on the island was to find the crocodile,and then stay near him till the clock struck.

The meal happened to be a make-believe tea, and they sat aroundthe board, guzzling in their greed; and really, what with theirchatter and recriminations, the noise, as Wendy said, waspositively deafening. To be sure, she did not mind noise, butshe simply would not have them grabbing things, and then excusingthemselves by saying that Tootles had pushed their elbow. Therewas a fixed rule that they must never hit back at meals, butshould refer the matter of dispute to Wendy by raising the rightarm politely and saying, "I complain of so-and-so;" but whatusually happened was that they forgot to do this or did it toomuch.

"Silence," cried Wendy when for the twentieth time she had toldthem that they were not all to speak at once. "Is your mug empty,Slightly darling?"

"Not quite empty, mummy," Slightly said, after looking into animaginary mug.

"He hasn't even begun to drink his milk," Nibs interposed.

This was telling, and Slightly seized his chance.

"I complain of Nibs," he cried promptly.

John, however, had held up his hand first.

"Well, John?"

"May I sit in Peter's chair, as he is not here?"

"Sit in father's chair, John!" Wendy was scandalised. "Certainly not."

"He is not really our father," John answered. "He didn't evenknow how a father does till I showed him."

This was grumbling. "We complain of John," cried the twins.

Tootles held up his hand. He was so much the humblest of them,indeed he was the only humble one, that Wendy was speciallygentle with him.

"I don't suppose," Tootles said diffidently [bashfully ortimidly], "that I could be father."No, Tootles."

Once Tootles began, which was not very often, he had a sillyway of going on.

"As I can't be father," he said heavily, "I don't suppose,Michael, you would let me be baby?"

"No, I won't," Michael rapped out. He was already in hisbasket.

"As I can't be baby," Tootles said, getting heavier and heavierand heavier, "do you think I could be a twin?"

"No, indeed," replied the twins; "it's awfully difficult to bea twin."

"As I can't be anything important," said Tootles, "would any ofyou like to see me do a trick?"

"No," they all replied.

Then at last he stopped. "I hadn't really any hope," he said.

The hateful telling broke out again.

"Slightly is coughing on the table."

"The twins began with cheese-cakes." "Curly is taking both butter and honey."

"Nibs is speaking with his mouth full."

"I complain of the twins."

"I complain of Curly."

"I complain of Nibs."

"Oh dear, oh dear," cried Wendy, "I'm sure I sometimes thinkthat spinsters are to be envied."

She told them to clear away, and sat down to her work-basket, a heavy load of stockings and every knee with a hole in it asusual.

"Wendy," remonstrated [scolded] Michael, "I'm too big for acradle."

"I must have somebody in a cradle," she said almost tartly, "and you are the littlest. A cradle is such a nice homely thingto have about a house."

While she sewed they played around her; such a group of happyfaces and dancing limbs lit up by that romantic fire. It hadbecome a very familiar scene, this, in the home under the ground, but we are looking on it for the last time.

There was a step above, and Wendy, you may be sure, was thefirst to recognize it.

"Children, I hear your father's step. He likes you to meet himat the door."

Above, the redskins crouched before Peter.

"Watch well, braves. I have spoken."

And then, as so often before, the gay children dragged him fromhis tree. As so often before, but never again.

He had brought nuts for the boys as well as the correct timefor Wendy.

"Peter, you just spoil them, you know," Wendy simpered[exaggerated a smile].

"Ah, old lady," said Peter, hanging up his gun.

"It was me told him mothers are called old lady," Michaelwhispered to Curly.

"I complain of Michael," said Curly instantly.

The first twin came to Peter. "Father, we want to dance."

"Dance away, my little man," said Peter, who was in high goodhumour.

"But we want you to dance."

Peter was really the best dancer among them, but he pretendedto be scandalised.

"Me! My old bones would rattle!"

"And mummy too."

"What," cried Wendy, "the mother of such an armful, dance!"

"But on a Saturday night," Slightly insinuated.

It was not really Saturday night, at least it may have been,for they had long lost count of the days; but always if theywanted to do anything special they said this was Saturday night,and then they did it.

"Of course it is Saturday night, Peter," Wendy said, relenting.

"People of our figure, Wendy!"

"But it is only among our own progeny [children]."

"True, true."

So they were told they could dance, but they must put on theirnighties first.

"Ah, old lady," Peter said aside to Wendy, warming himself bythe fire and looking down at her as she sat turning a heel,"there is nothing more pleasant of an evening for you and me whenthe day's toil is over than to rest by the fire with the littleones near by."

"It is sweet, Peter, isn't it?" Wendy said, frightfullygratified. "Peter, I think Curly has your nose."

"Michael takes after you."

She went to him and put her hand on his shoulder.

"Dear Peter," she said, "with such a large family, of course, Ihave now passed my best, but you don't want to [ex]change me, doyou?"

"No, Wendy."

Certainly he did not want a change, but he looked at heruncomfortably, blinking, you know, like one not sure whether hewas awake or asleep.

"Peter, what is it?"

"I was just thinking," he said, a little scared. "It is onlymake-believe, isn't it, that I am their father?"

"Oh yes," Wendy said primly [formally and properly].

"You see," he continued apologetically, "it would make me seemso old to be their real father."

"But they are ours, Peter, yours and mine."

"But not really, Wendy?" he asked anxiously.

"Not if you don't wish it," she replied; and she distinctlyheard his sigh of relief. "Peter," she asked, trying to speakfirmly, "what are your exact feelings to [about] me?"

"Those of a devoted son, Wendy."

"I thought so," she said, and went and sat by herself at theextreme end of the room.

"You are so queer," he said, frankly puzzled, "and Tiger Lilyis just the same. There is something she wants to be to me, butshe says it is not my mother."

"No, indeed, it is not," Wendy replied with frightful emphasis. Now we know why she was prejudiced against the redskins.

"Then what is it?"

"It isn't for a lady to tell."

"Oh, very well," Peter said, a little nettled. "Perhaps TinkerBell will tell me."

"Oh yes, Tinker Bell will tell you," Wendy retorted scornfully. "She is an abandoned little creature."

Here Tink, who was in her bedroom, eavesdropping, squeaked outsomething impudent.

"She says she glories in being abandoned," Peter interpreted.

He had a sudden idea. "Perhaps Tink wants to be my mother?"

"You silly ass!" cried Tinker Bell in a passion.

She had said it so often that Wendy needed no translation.

"I almost agree with her," Wendy snapped. Fancy Wendysnapping! But she had been much tried, and she little knew whatwas to happen before the night was out. If she had known shewould not have snapped.

None of them knew. Perhaps it was best not to know. Theirignorance gave them one more glad hour; and as it was to betheir last hour on the island, let us rejoice that there weresixty glad minutes in it. They sang and danced in their night-gowns. Such a deliciously creepy song it was, in which theypretended to be frightened at their own shadows, little wittingthat so soon shadows would close in upon them, from whom theywould shrink in real fear. So uproariously gay was the dance,and how they buffeted each other on the bed and out of it! Itwas a pillow fight rather than a dance, and when it was finished,the pillows insisted on one bout more, like partners who knowthat they may never meet again. The stories they told, before itwas time for Wendy's good-night story! Even Slightly tried totell a story that night, but the beginning was so fearfully dullthat it appalled not only the others but himself, and he said happily:

"Yes, it is a dull beginning. I say, let us pretend that it isthe end."

And then at last they all got into bed for Wendy's story, thestory they loved best, the story Peter hated. Usually when shebegan to tell this story he left the room or put his hands overhis ears; and possibly if he had done either of those things thistime they might all still be on the island. But to-night heremained on his stool; and we shall see what happened.